Sunday, October 9, 2011

Dot... DOT..... blah Blah BLAH...

Okay, So I have been mentally beating myself because I keep procrastinating at posting anything on here.I finally got tired of it and here I am posting on this horrid blog....

I believe I was so sleep deprived in my last blog post that I appeared to be a writing lunatic. Let me say that what I appear to be, is what I am most of the time! :P That Turtle story has got to be the worst literature ever and I believe it is my best work yet!(talk about confusing)

So I am kind of confused at what exactly I am supposed to supposed to say in a blog post. Am I supposed to be insightful into my life? Maybe just write things that I think are awesome? I really don't know, so I will play this by ear, on the violin, with no music, wearing a animal on my head....

These past few months have been pretty awesome, I have studied a ton, worked a lot and I am currently working towards getting a better job at a Gym :-)  To be honest, I never thought any of this would happen, It seemed like a dream I wished for, and God made it into reality. I really do not deserve any of this. I have a wonderful family, some of the best friends ever and I have someone in my life that really makes my days so much better! Am I lucky? Well, you could say I am, but I know it's not luck. God has blessed me so much beyond what I could have imagined.

So, what are my plans for the future? I plan to to plan more plans for future planning..... No, seriously, I plan to further my education, move to a better job and to learn more about everything! hahahaha!

That's about it! I spoke of nothing, then I spoke of something and here I am, at the ending to a blog post I didn't feel like writing. Writing is such a Pain when you actually have to think! :D haha
So, if you read this, you are stalking me! Just Kidding (Or am I)   (O_o)...
Anyways, I am done writing for now, Until next time, I bid thee blog page, a not so fond farewell.

             DON'T FORGET TO  SMILE!!!!!!!!!!!
                                           

HAHAHA reading through this, I realized my sentences do not run together at all, glad this isn't being graded!

Monday, July 11, 2011

Oh YEAH!!!!! THIS IS something!!!!!

 So by the title, you are probably thinking that this Blog post will be something. Let me tell you right now that this  post is absolutely nothing and it will probably leave you confused and a bit saddened by the state of mind I appear to be in from what I write.

Okay, So my last blog post was in January, and it is now July. Time done flew right out my window and I forgot to go look for it! I kinda sorta forgot about this blog and then I kinda sorta remembered this blog and now I am writing about remembering how I remembered this blog. I am so confused! haha I have heard that soo much this month  :)

I do apologize for my somewhat scatterbrained writing, but it is late and my mind is doing this random scattering of thoughts that is totally making me sound dorky.

Okayyy, so I suppose it would be proper for me to actually write an update of whats going on with me, but who in their right minds would want to read about my crazy life and retarded actions? I have therefore decided to make a persona of someone not living to make things more realistic.(if you aren't looking at your computer with a weird face yet, something is probably wrong with you)

So my made up persona is named Toledo and he is a brilliant boxing turtle. Toledo is a rocket scientist for the International Turtle Space Association and he is called by the IFFT (Institute for Freaky Turtles) all the time to give them ideas about how to drug dorky turtles more effectively. Toledo was once the Boxing champion of the turtle nation but a tragedy involving rotten cucumbers and bad water ruined his career. ughhh I dunno why I am writing all this, maybe I have lost my mind! oh wait, I lost that years ago....:-}

Seriously though, its time to get real. to start off, my past couple months have been some of the best I have had ever!! For multiple reasons but I foresee it getting better than it already is. I finished my college classes with decent grades, I figured a ton of things out and I am in the process of planning everything else out. I took a course from ISSA on becoming a certified personal trainer and I passed with flying colors, I am now in the process  of looking for a job to work on bettering my skills at helping people become healthier, more muscular and all around more confident.

So, in other news, My sister got married, my brother didn't get married and I haven't gotten married that I know of either!! Sadly, This summer is going to be the last summer that all of us older siblings are going to be together so we are making the most of it. To make everything flow easier, I have assigned a task to each of us, I am the comedian, my brother is the serious dork and my sister is the ditzy smart aleck  ;-D  with this, none of us will ever be bored of each others company, perhaps a bit annoyed but not bored! haha

I am totally not sure of what I am saying, I am sure there are a ton of grammar errors and alot of irrelevant facts, but I am too tired to really care. I believe I should probably go to bed and proofread this in the morning, but because I am feeling reckless, I will just post this and bear the consequences. I will now attempt to get some sleepy time and I am planning on going to bed with a smile and waking up with a smile too. O_o I believe I just lost whatever sanity I had left... QUICK! help me catch it!!!



My oh My, is that a chipmunk>?


SQUIRREL!!!!!



Would you like a pineapple with your gasoline?




Perhaps you should wear the shirt backwards so you look normal>?




Whats 1+1? Its 1+1 Backwards!!!!!! Duhhhhhh  @!_!@




When you fall, is the earth coming to great you are are you coming to great the earth?




How far is far and why are you trying to figure it out now?


If you just tried to figure out if any of these things were connected and succeeded, then you are even worse off mentally then me :-O  So anyways:----------------> below the spaces cont.



Good-Night and Good-Morning, Good Afternoon and Good Evening!



Holy Smokes BATMAN! Its a Flegiterate Democanomous!!! Flee for your LIVES!!!!!!!








What is so scary that this person saw? 




                                                                   ME!!!!




Whose this awesome dude on the new hundred dollar bill?




                                                 ME!!!!!!!!!!!!






Who got put in the Crazy Times of our Time Newspaper?




                    ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Ermm, I may have a ego issue but I will address  it later, for now, I will revel in my awesomeness and enjoy a ice cold beverage :D  CHeerio Chaps and i apologize for you reading this.













Monday, January 31, 2011

An Update on the Blog thingymajig

Let me start off by saying, " ITS BEEN A LONG TIME!"  A long time for what? Well, Its been almost 4 months since I have written anything on this blog, I have many excuses to why  I haven't done anything, but the main reason is, I was just too lazy to actually sit down and type up something that made sense.

So, given the title of this totally Weird Blog, You can assume that this Blog is about some guy named Dan and and his life experiences. Ok, so lets get to it, shall we?

Last time I  wrote something on here, its pertained to My work and some other random things that I won't bother bringing up. Well, there are many things that have changed since that time, for one, I no longer travel all around Texas installing doors. I enjoyed traveling around and seeing all the sites, but all the jobs were completed and I was able to go home. Now I just sit around, studying and waiting for a phone call or email telling me that I am needed to go somewhere to help with an install. Its nice at times, but the paychecks are much less than they were before, So I suppose its a draw on which was better.

I just started college and I am enjoying it. Now mind you, I am not loving it, I am just enjoying it, big difference there. Having to go to class is a bit annoying, but the process of learning is nice, it helps me to use my mind which makes me feel smarter :)  Currently on my school schedule is Government II and United States History II, they are easy enough, although one makes you do a ton of writing assignments, which isn't making me too happy.
Last week, I had my Very First test in Government II, I made an 88 which made me sad, but thankfully, the grade doesn't count if I make an A on all my other 3 test. So I guess you can say that I will be studying like a mad man for them test :)

On a sadder note, My brother left on the 20th for Tennessee, which leaves me here all by myself. I  did make some new friends, which is awesome, but my brother is basically my best friend, and No-one can replace him. Plus, with him gone, it means I have twice as much work to do =O hahahaha, I am totally kidding :P

On a Happier Note, My Uber awesome Sister is getting married in May!!! Alot of people say I am excited because this means My sister will be leaving the house, but that is not the case. I am excited because she is excited, and I am also excited because I will be getting another brother :)

Perhaps in another one of my future Blog post, I will write about some things I learned in the past couple weeks. It really is fascinating and a tad-bit sad. This is the end of my 3rd blog post, there is much more that I could write about, but I am craving something sweet so I must stop typing to go find something yummy :)
Have a good Day, Remember, everyday is a gift, So live life to its fullest, don't compromise your beliefs , and above all, have fun :)  Until next time, I bid thee adieu.

Friday, October 15, 2010

The Second Post By Dan the Dude!


Howdy to all you reading this. I am writing this In a moving truck (gasp) .. Yes I know its kinda dangerous to be typing on a laptop and driving at the same time, but, you know me, I’m Crazy!!  :) . I am currently in Brownsville, Texas, it is the Farthest point that a person can go before entering Mexico, there isn’t much of a difference down here except for the fact that there are a lot of palm trees and most everyone is Mexican. I was down in this area all week working, it was hard work and a good learning experience for me. While I was down here, I had a lot of time to think. I thought about what I had planned for my future and I realized that doing doors wasn’t what I felt my calling in life was. I enjoy working on doors, but I didn’t want it to hinder my plans on going to college and getting on with my life. I will continue working on doors part time, but I wont be doing so many 50+hour workweeks. 

On a more serious note, I-Am-Tired. Yes, I know, you are probably thinking,”huh? This is a more serious note?” and I must say, YeS, iT, IS, (weird capitalization helps me stay awake) It is on a more serious note because I say it is, Therefore you should just accept the fact that it is really serious and continue reading. Now, If you were any sane person, You would exit out of this page Immediately, but since you are reading this blog to begin with, I would have to assume that you aren’t exactly the sanest person in the world (please do note that I am joking.. don’t fill up my mailbox with hate mail please, that really makes me sad). Now as I was saying before, I-Am_Tired (note the lower line) (“confused yet?”) (“{you should be}”)  ok, I’m done, honest!! I am, totally done, like the done -est done can get. If you don’t believe me, then don’t read anymore, because I will probably prove you write. (“sigh” I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore, I am sleep deprived, and some would say I am a little deprived upstairs too :/ , I’m not sure I agree with that, but to each his own.) SOoOoOo Anyways, whats up? Are you bored? Do you feel like you have accomplished something today? Are you still reading this? Do you wish I would stop typing? .. If you would like to answer any of these, than type in that little box on the bottom that says “Comment” (Duhhhhhh)  And please, when you comment, Comment in English (Brother!!!!!!!!, Yes, I’m talking to you Bro Yo.. Don’t even think about it ..) I am a English Speaking individual and I am PROUD of it, Don’t try to sway me into speaking another language.. cause I WONT do it,.. I WONT I WONT I WON’T!!! You got it? Huh? Do you? Do you? Do you? You had better, cause I wont start speaking Cantonese on your behalf. 


            Ok, since you haven’t gained a single iota of information that is worth storing in the place you call your brain (if you got one), I feel that I should say something that will blow your socks, shoes, slippers, flip flops, or anything else that you so happen to be wearing on your feet that isn’t one of the above. (perhaps you are wearing a kettle on your foot, or maybe a your feet are in a vat of strawberry jello, Hey, I aint judging, although, if it is a yes to one of those 2, I would have to say that you are one strange cookie.. like super strange. ((hey now, That totally wasn’t judging))  Oh, what if you aren’t wearing nothing on your feet at all? Then perhaps  I guess I will have to make sure that what I say, will blow you mind,((say… wouldn’t blowing you mind be a bit painful?  Just a thought)) Eh, perhaps I will just say something that will leave you Dumbfounded, but I believe I have accomplished that already ;)  lol) If I may say, these rabbit trails I keep going on are a bit long, I think I should just shoot the rabbit instead of chasing it down its trail, cause I never catch the  dumb rabbit, so it’s a complete waste of time to go down there. OK Enough talk, lets get SERIOUS!!  (I’m being serious) 

In The News, The Miners were successfully removed from their Chilean grave yesterday and I am Soooo happy for them. I cant imagine what they went thru down there. (I bet it stunk down there)  Oh, something more serious that , Obama is still president.. OHHHH SNAPS!! I KNOW!!! I don’t believe it either :P and Apparently some people still think Obama is doing a great job. Haha, people amuse me sometimes (yea, I amuse myself a-lot).  (being serious is quite the chore, I must remember to do less of it, work tires me) 
BOO!!! Oh!! I totally scared you, Come on, admit it ;) .  Ok, I got a joke for you, why did the chicken cross the rode? You give up? Ok, I’ll tell you, because I tied a rope to him and dragged him across. ……… What is Brown/tan/white and red and is one of a kind? YOUR FACE!!! Hahaha  , wow, that was funny.. WHA? You didn’t think so? Well  you lead a sad boring life full of sad boring things.. (I’m so srry if this is true, it was totally meant as a joke )
Alrighty Then, Bye Bye now.. No really,  I  think I’m gonna wrap this up so  I can catch some shuteye, I seem to be lacking in that particular department at the moment, Its not fun, trust me. So without further adieu, I bid you farewell, may your day be bountiful and the weather pleasant.. Ta-Ta for now  :)

Sunday, October 10, 2010

The first Post By the Dan Dude :)

Howdy To all you reading this,


    This is my first blog post ever.. Hip hip Hooray!! "(pats himself on the back)" "(two thumbs up to you Daniel)"


    Now that I'm done with congratulating myself on finally making a blog site, I guess I probably should write something interesting about myself. But when I try to think about something pertaining to me, I hit a blank wall, and this aint no ordinary wall, this wall is steel plated with concertina wire on top, no going thru or over it. Therefore, I believe improvising  will be my best bet.


    I was born on the day of my birth to my mother, I was very young at the time. I grew up and became a spoiled brat, I got away with Most everything because I was so cute (note: I am not the one who said I was cute, I heard that piece of information from a couple reliable sources, and while I may agree with their deduction of my cuteness, I am in no way saying I was cute). Anyways, after many many years of training and correcting, I finally passed the spoiled Brat phase and became just a brat. I was a smart kid and all thru grade school and middle school, I got honor rolls and mostly A's in my classes... I became home-schooled when I went into 8th grade (the private school I was going too shut down) and my grades dropped a little, but by the time I got into 10th grade, I had gotten the hang of it and Proceeded to get a  straight A year that continued on to my graduation. I was Blessed to be home-schooled and I am sure I learned much more that I would have if I had been Public Schooled.(my goodness that was a bunch of I's) I was interested in Joining the Air Force Academy, but after lots of prayer and thought, I decided that wasn't the route I wanted to take with my life. I believe I will be going to Texas A&M in the near future, but I am not certain yet. I am currently employed by Tormax Technologies who specialize in automatic doors, I first found out about the company thru my father (he works for them), The location wasnt exactly where I would have liked it to be, but they make some of the best Automatic doors in the country, and thats the main reason I joined them.. The job is not easy and the hours are long, but I do enjoy hard manual labor, and I get plenty of that with this job. Another plus with this job, is, I get to go all over Texas and see the different cultures in Texas and see the Beautiful Landscape. There Aint Nothing like it :)


    Well, this concludes my very first Blog post, Mark it down ya'll, this will go down in History!!
LO and Behold!! would ya look at that... someone must have come along and cut a portion of that wall away, cause I did kinda sorta talk about myself.. hmm, they must have used a plasma torch or something similar to it to cut thru that wall, amazing, absolutely amazing.. well, I do hope I didnt bore you with this long spill, if I did, well, my bad, I'll try to do better next time. :o)   


I hope you have a fantabulistic week :)  May You Have plenty to eat and Tons of Ice-cream to go along with your steak :)  Until I post again, I shall remain silent. Cheerio good chaps :~)