Okay, So my last blog post was in January, and it is now July. Time done flew right out my window and I forgot to go look for it! I kinda sorta forgot about this blog and then I kinda sorta remembered this blog and now I am writing about remembering how I remembered this blog. I am so confused! haha I have heard that soo much this month :)
I do apologize for my somewhat scatterbrained writing, but it is late and my mind is doing this random scattering of thoughts that is totally making me sound dorky.
Okayyy, so I suppose it would be proper for me to actually write an update of whats going on with me, but who in their right minds would want to read about my crazy life and retarded actions? I have therefore decided to make a persona of someone not living to make things more realistic.(if you aren't looking at your computer with a weird face yet, something is probably wrong with you)
So my made up persona is named Toledo and he is a brilliant boxing turtle. Toledo is a rocket scientist for the International Turtle Space Association and he is called by the IFFT (Institute for Freaky Turtles) all the time to give them ideas about how to drug dorky turtles more effectively. Toledo was once the Boxing champion of the turtle nation but a tragedy involving rotten cucumbers and bad water ruined his career. ughhh I dunno why I am writing all this, maybe I have lost my mind! oh wait, I lost that years ago....:-}
Seriously though, its time to get real. to start off, my past couple months have been some of the best I have had ever!! For multiple reasons but I foresee it getting better than it already is. I finished my college classes with decent grades, I figured a ton of things out and I am in the process of planning everything else out. I took a course from ISSA on becoming a certified personal trainer and I passed with flying colors, I am now in the process of looking for a job to work on bettering my skills at helping people become healthier, more muscular and all around more confident.
So, in other news, My sister got married, my brother didn't get married and I haven't gotten married that I know of either!! Sadly, This summer is going to be the last summer that all of us older siblings are going to be together so we are making the most of it. To make everything flow easier, I have assigned a task to each of us, I am the comedian, my brother is the serious dork and my sister is the ditzy smart aleck ;-D with this, none of us will ever be bored of each others company, perhaps a bit annoyed but not bored! haha
I am totally not sure of what I am saying, I am sure there are a ton of grammar errors and alot of irrelevant facts, but I am too tired to really care. I believe I should probably go to bed and proofread this in the morning, but because I am feeling reckless, I will just post this and bear the consequences. I will now attempt to get some sleepy time and I am planning on going to bed with a smile and waking up with a smile too. O_o I believe I just lost whatever sanity I had left... QUICK! help me catch it!!!
My oh My, is that a chipmunk>?
SQUIRREL!!!!!
Would you like a pineapple with your gasoline?
Perhaps you should wear the shirt backwards so you look normal>?
Whats 1+1? Its 1+1 Backwards!!!!!! Duhhhhhh @!_!@
When you fall, is the earth coming to great you are are you coming to great the earth?
How far is far and why are you trying to figure it out now?
If you just tried to figure out if any of these things were connected and succeeded, then you are even worse off mentally then me :-O So anyways:----------------> below the spaces cont.
Good-Night and Good-Morning, Good Afternoon and Good Evening!
Holy Smokes BATMAN! Its a Flegiterate Democanomous!!! Flee for your LIVES!!!!!!!
What is so scary that this person saw?
ME!!!!
Whose this awesome dude on the new hundred dollar bill?
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who got put in the Crazy Times of our Time Newspaper?
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ermm, I may have a ego issue but I will address it later, for now, I will revel in my awesomeness and enjoy a ice cold beverage :D CHeerio Chaps and i apologize for you reading this.
