Sunday, October 9, 2011

Dot... DOT..... blah Blah BLAH...

Okay, So I have been mentally beating myself because I keep procrastinating at posting anything on here.I finally got tired of it and here I am posting on this horrid blog....

I believe I was so sleep deprived in my last blog post that I appeared to be a writing lunatic. Let me say that what I appear to be, is what I am most of the time! :P That Turtle story has got to be the worst literature ever and I believe it is my best work yet!(talk about confusing)

So I am kind of confused at what exactly I am supposed to supposed to say in a blog post. Am I supposed to be insightful into my life? Maybe just write things that I think are awesome? I really don't know, so I will play this by ear, on the violin, with no music, wearing a animal on my head....

These past few months have been pretty awesome, I have studied a ton, worked a lot and I am currently working towards getting a better job at a Gym :-)  To be honest, I never thought any of this would happen, It seemed like a dream I wished for, and God made it into reality. I really do not deserve any of this. I have a wonderful family, some of the best friends ever and I have someone in my life that really makes my days so much better! Am I lucky? Well, you could say I am, but I know it's not luck. God has blessed me so much beyond what I could have imagined.

So, what are my plans for the future? I plan to to plan more plans for future planning..... No, seriously, I plan to further my education, move to a better job and to learn more about everything! hahahaha!

That's about it! I spoke of nothing, then I spoke of something and here I am, at the ending to a blog post I didn't feel like writing. Writing is such a Pain when you actually have to think! :D haha
So, if you read this, you are stalking me! Just Kidding (Or am I)   (O_o)...
Anyways, I am done writing for now, Until next time, I bid thee blog page, a not so fond farewell.

             DON'T FORGET TO  SMILE!!!!!!!!!!!
                                           

HAHAHA reading through this, I realized my sentences do not run together at all, glad this isn't being graded!

Monday, July 11, 2011

Oh YEAH!!!!! THIS IS something!!!!!

 So by the title, you are probably thinking that this Blog post will be something. Let me tell you right now that this  post is absolutely nothing and it will probably leave you confused and a bit saddened by the state of mind I appear to be in from what I write.

Okay, So my last blog post was in January, and it is now July. Time done flew right out my window and I forgot to go look for it! I kinda sorta forgot about this blog and then I kinda sorta remembered this blog and now I am writing about remembering how I remembered this blog. I am so confused! haha I have heard that soo much this month  :)

I do apologize for my somewhat scatterbrained writing, but it is late and my mind is doing this random scattering of thoughts that is totally making me sound dorky.

Okayyy, so I suppose it would be proper for me to actually write an update of whats going on with me, but who in their right minds would want to read about my crazy life and retarded actions? I have therefore decided to make a persona of someone not living to make things more realistic.(if you aren't looking at your computer with a weird face yet, something is probably wrong with you)

So my made up persona is named Toledo and he is a brilliant boxing turtle. Toledo is a rocket scientist for the International Turtle Space Association and he is called by the IFFT (Institute for Freaky Turtles) all the time to give them ideas about how to drug dorky turtles more effectively. Toledo was once the Boxing champion of the turtle nation but a tragedy involving rotten cucumbers and bad water ruined his career. ughhh I dunno why I am writing all this, maybe I have lost my mind! oh wait, I lost that years ago....:-}

Seriously though, its time to get real. to start off, my past couple months have been some of the best I have had ever!! For multiple reasons but I foresee it getting better than it already is. I finished my college classes with decent grades, I figured a ton of things out and I am in the process of planning everything else out. I took a course from ISSA on becoming a certified personal trainer and I passed with flying colors, I am now in the process  of looking for a job to work on bettering my skills at helping people become healthier, more muscular and all around more confident.

So, in other news, My sister got married, my brother didn't get married and I haven't gotten married that I know of either!! Sadly, This summer is going to be the last summer that all of us older siblings are going to be together so we are making the most of it. To make everything flow easier, I have assigned a task to each of us, I am the comedian, my brother is the serious dork and my sister is the ditzy smart aleck  ;-D  with this, none of us will ever be bored of each others company, perhaps a bit annoyed but not bored! haha

I am totally not sure of what I am saying, I am sure there are a ton of grammar errors and alot of irrelevant facts, but I am too tired to really care. I believe I should probably go to bed and proofread this in the morning, but because I am feeling reckless, I will just post this and bear the consequences. I will now attempt to get some sleepy time and I am planning on going to bed with a smile and waking up with a smile too. O_o I believe I just lost whatever sanity I had left... QUICK! help me catch it!!!



My oh My, is that a chipmunk>?


SQUIRREL!!!!!



Would you like a pineapple with your gasoline?




Perhaps you should wear the shirt backwards so you look normal>?




Whats 1+1? Its 1+1 Backwards!!!!!! Duhhhhhh  @!_!@




When you fall, is the earth coming to great you are are you coming to great the earth?




How far is far and why are you trying to figure it out now?


If you just tried to figure out if any of these things were connected and succeeded, then you are even worse off mentally then me :-O  So anyways:----------------> below the spaces cont.



Good-Night and Good-Morning, Good Afternoon and Good Evening!



Holy Smokes BATMAN! Its a Flegiterate Democanomous!!! Flee for your LIVES!!!!!!!








What is so scary that this person saw? 




                                                                   ME!!!!




Whose this awesome dude on the new hundred dollar bill?




                                                 ME!!!!!!!!!!!!






Who got put in the Crazy Times of our Time Newspaper?




                    ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Ermm, I may have a ego issue but I will address  it later, for now, I will revel in my awesomeness and enjoy a ice cold beverage :D  CHeerio Chaps and i apologize for you reading this.













Monday, January 31, 2011

An Update on the Blog thingymajig

Let me start off by saying, " ITS BEEN A LONG TIME!"  A long time for what? Well, Its been almost 4 months since I have written anything on this blog, I have many excuses to why  I haven't done anything, but the main reason is, I was just too lazy to actually sit down and type up something that made sense.

So, given the title of this totally Weird Blog, You can assume that this Blog is about some guy named Dan and and his life experiences. Ok, so lets get to it, shall we?

Last time I  wrote something on here, its pertained to My work and some other random things that I won't bother bringing up. Well, there are many things that have changed since that time, for one, I no longer travel all around Texas installing doors. I enjoyed traveling around and seeing all the sites, but all the jobs were completed and I was able to go home. Now I just sit around, studying and waiting for a phone call or email telling me that I am needed to go somewhere to help with an install. Its nice at times, but the paychecks are much less than they were before, So I suppose its a draw on which was better.

I just started college and I am enjoying it. Now mind you, I am not loving it, I am just enjoying it, big difference there. Having to go to class is a bit annoying, but the process of learning is nice, it helps me to use my mind which makes me feel smarter :)  Currently on my school schedule is Government II and United States History II, they are easy enough, although one makes you do a ton of writing assignments, which isn't making me too happy.
Last week, I had my Very First test in Government II, I made an 88 which made me sad, but thankfully, the grade doesn't count if I make an A on all my other 3 test. So I guess you can say that I will be studying like a mad man for them test :)

On a sadder note, My brother left on the 20th for Tennessee, which leaves me here all by myself. I  did make some new friends, which is awesome, but my brother is basically my best friend, and No-one can replace him. Plus, with him gone, it means I have twice as much work to do =O hahahaha, I am totally kidding :P

On a Happier Note, My Uber awesome Sister is getting married in May!!! Alot of people say I am excited because this means My sister will be leaving the house, but that is not the case. I am excited because she is excited, and I am also excited because I will be getting another brother :)

Perhaps in another one of my future Blog post, I will write about some things I learned in the past couple weeks. It really is fascinating and a tad-bit sad. This is the end of my 3rd blog post, there is much more that I could write about, but I am craving something sweet so I must stop typing to go find something yummy :)
Have a good Day, Remember, everyday is a gift, So live life to its fullest, don't compromise your beliefs , and above all, have fun :)  Until next time, I bid thee adieu.